an extra mouth but not quite what I want

I am currently feeding an extra mouth, and I'm not happy about it.

I now REALLY want to have a man around so he can deal with these icky things I don't want to. - this is the reason people hook up isn't it??

There is a mouse in my house, and according to my mother, they come in pairs. ew ew ew ew ew!!

I have laid down poison, which is being munched on (mwhahahaha), however the poison apparently takes about a week to take effect. I also have 2 traps, and the mouse (oh please let there be only one) just takes the food I leave there and runs! bastard! now however, i do know that they like to eat: short sweet pastry and apple. I am now trying peanut butter, apparently they like this... but i'm worried the damn mice will just lick it off and escape my trap. On the plus side, i am feeling less icky about picking up a dead mouse to throw away.

oh and in other news, I've decided to find myself a new man. by this I mean, that while optimally I would like to have someone who actually wants my amazingness around him all the time, until then I am going to find a new casual shag. My current one isn't working out for me. I think this is because while he is fine when ever HE wants some, if it's me who wants it, it just doesn't seem to be convenient. and that sucks. so no more.