Women like to complain - stop taking that away from us!

Actually I think the above heading is the reason why guys find us so complicated.

It's not that hard really - let us complain, don't fix it, then what we complain about won't change! you know where you stand, we know what we can complain about - easy. If it really is as bad as you may think we make it out to be, then we'll leave.

You see, about 10 years ago, there was a lot of women (especially in comedy) who would publicly complain about the lack of foreplay, orgasms, and generally being unsatisfied in bed.
Now you blokes (and i am beginning to be convinced they are now in the majority) are focussing on making sure we women orgasm before you, and while in theory this is all very gallant of you... I am left some what frustrated - yes that is right, I'm complaining about getting too much attention!

Sometimes, I just want a shag! please - just f*&k me! no foreplay, no oral, straight to the main course please. I will let you know if I'm not "in the mood". I don't even care if you only last a couple of minutes - time management is not necessarily a bad thing!
Of course this issue, could just be with me, but I find that if i have a 'good' orgasm, my body just wants to pass out, and my brain already has - this means that when you then go for the main course, I find it VERY hard to concentrate and give a decent effort.

Right now i have complained about that, i feel better already.