and one of mine seems to be the ability to get the most bizarre injuries while doing things that I cant tell my mum about!
OK, I have never had a broken bone, other than my front 2 teeth (these are capped so you can't tell). I dont run, or do any other extreme exercise so, i dont get pulled muscles, dislocate anything or even suffer from that shin thing. I am naturally fairly flexible which possibly helps me.
I have however incurred fairly normal and abnormal mishaps while in the throws of passion including breaking furniture, burnt fingers (reaching for a condom with a candle nearby) singed head hair (same candle, different occasion) while blowing out candle, carpet burn, cramp etc.
This morning however, while reading on my laptop (yes it was porn) I was attempting to 'multi-task' and my computer leant forward and smacked me on the top of my nose. it bled and it hurts still... awwwwie I am starting to understand how you could possibly go blind!
If you read this... tell me your favourite sexually related injury... please.
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