Today: I would like a gay boyfriend. I think this would be loverly. someone to whom I can go home to and show off my new boots, and he would tell me I look fabulous.
I could also get him to help me with any and all sewing projects and he wouldn't look at me like I was a nana... he'd acknowledge me for my creative genius.
While I'm dreaming.. he would also cook amazing low fat food, clean my house and line up straight men for me to shag. He WOULD NOT wear my clothes, although he may steal my fashion ideas because I have such great taste. He would be delightfully snarky and sarcastic.
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