Dear Mr Veitch,
it has come to my attention that you will soon be out of work, and I have taken it upon myself to offer you some career advice. This is mostly due to the fact I don't want to support you via the dole/unemployment benefit.
Firstly accept you will not be able to work in television for the next 3-5 years, and radio will be out for the next 2. These are my minimum estimates.
During this time no doubt you will have mortgages to pay, lawyer fees and will not be entitled to any Woman's Day funds.
Choose a new career based on your strengths. As you have displayed aptitude with your boot, perhaps a career with demolishion? I would suggest 'Jockey' but I'm not sure any horse owner would want you near their prized ponies, and really it would just be a dig at your stature.
Counsellor for abusers might sit well, although you may want to realise that having no excuse means just that.
When faced with those in depth interview questions I am sure you have a new "lowest moment", "greatest weakness" and "strength".
I hope this assists you moving forward
For further advice please consult a careers adviser.
Future Mrs MacGyver
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