There's something about Magnum PI. Some people may think it's his obvious testosterone showing through all the hair & I'm talking leg hair as well as moustache, others think it's the car he drives or his suave way with women, but i think it is the way his costume people manage to get those short shorts just the right length and even more importantly fit. They are tight, but not so tight he gets the ol' camel toe. He looks comfortable in them. He's obviously a briefs man and he doesn't look like he experiences any chaffing. Very important features when presenting a bachelor of this calibre.
I really should watch more of Magnum PI, I now own 3 series of them, and have yet to finish watching one! Of course I'd just wind up horny and unsatisfied.
It has been brought to my attention that I should purchase a 'toy'. I'm considering it, but am running into a few issues:
1. Delivery - this is an item I REALLY don't want delivered to work, and I live in a particularly dodgy part of town, so I don't trust it would last very long in my mail box, so I could go to a shop, but as a single mother of a nearly 7 year old, if i took her with me I don't want to have THAT conversation, & if I left her somewhere... hmmm that may work - "Bob, do you mind watching her for about half an hour while I pop down to Peaches & Cream?"
2. Storage - I used to keep them under the bed, but with the curiosity of the above nearly 7yo, I wouldn't trust her not to poke around, still even if she did we wouldn't have THAT conversation... we'd be having the 'wtf are you doing going through my stuff?' 'conversation'.
right then, those issues sorted, just need to select a budget, and prioritise pleasures.
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