I hope the greatness never ends!

So far I'm having a great week. I hope it turns into a great month, year and century... I'd be wrapped with year... don't want to be greedy!

Actually I think i have had a pretty damn good June. professionally not too flash, but hey at least this year I wasn't made redundant!!

Financially I am thousands of dollars better off. I have new technology, new toys and today (after work and before picking my girl up) I got laid :D lets face it, it all comes down to shagging and money for me. And I know that if shagging for money wasn't so dangerous and riddled with so many wierdos, I probably would.

please please please don't let this luck run out!!! I deserve it all - honest, I've been such a good girl for at least the last couple of years!

An Apple a day helps you work, rest and play.

there was a deal that I couldn't refuse... an MacBook I dont have to pay for for 17 months. Love it!

I like new technology and while I have normally found Windows to be fairly user friendly I understand that really it was Mac/Apple ideas that made it happen.

So far it is nice, a little different, although i think i would have had many more frustrations with Vista.
Now i have a working dvd/cd player/writer - yah! internal Webcam - uh oh! and wireless internet... although I dont think my reception is as good as the last 'puter. I can make mvies... although yet to try out that software... I'm a bit suspicious of the ichat and other i programms that seem to want me to spend money on line. Sorted out the MSN for mac :)

not used to not having a right click yet, and I liked the 'end' key!!

In other news I did further shopping as mentioned in earlier post and got myself a toy. I was a happy the shop assistant gave me free batteries, although a little disturbed when he offered to put them into the device. hmmmm. where would it have led to after that??
Also my friend that i like to drive nuts, because it is fun... well, um, I may be in more trouble than i want. But hey, at least I'll be getting some. oh dear god, what have i gotten myself into????
I would like to say that it wont go anywhere, after all he is a tuna eater and that should be a deal breaker... but who am i kidding? if i go around saying things like that we'll be married before the end of the year! I know my track record... it's dodgy.

He may just have to get used to the fact that there will be some nights where i dont want to be dodgy... some nights sleep is all i want.

Whoa!!

I'm generally a pretty accepting person, so long as you dont drag it in my face and make me agree with everything. I understand that some things I am into, you may not be, and I'm ok with that.
I can be a bit 'out there', I like to confront the 'norm', swim against the tide (not the high tide, the sea is her own mistress after all) however there are somethings that make me want to scream: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

One such thing is a sex tape of 'Mini me', not MY mini me, but THE mini-me. Actually I'm not into celebrity sex tapes at all... although if someone mentioned there was a donkey in it... perhaps. There are some traffic accidents even I want to see - although normally I just look and check the situation is under control before crowding the medics.

In other news, the dirty situation could heat up a little - although what ARE the rules when people are "on a break"? cause I'm with Ross on that one!

With the beat beat beat of the Tom tom

There's something about Magnum PI. Some people may think it's his obvious testosterone showing through all the hair & I'm talking leg hair as well as moustache, others think it's the car he drives or his suave way with women, but i think it is the way his costume people manage to get those short shorts just the right length and even more importantly fit. They are tight, but not so tight he gets the ol' camel toe. He looks comfortable in them. He's obviously a briefs man and he doesn't look like he experiences any chaffing. Very important features when presenting a bachelor of this calibre.

I really should watch more of Magnum PI, I now own 3 series of them, and have yet to finish watching one! Of course I'd just wind up horny and unsatisfied.

It has been brought to my attention that I should purchase a 'toy'. I'm considering it, but am running into a few issues:
1. Delivery - this is an item I REALLY don't want delivered to work, and I live in a particularly dodgy part of town, so I don't trust it would last very long in my mail box, so I could go to a shop, but as a single mother of a nearly 7 year old, if i took her with me I don't want to have THAT conversation, & if I left her somewhere... hmmm that may work - "Bob, do you mind watching her for about half an hour while I pop down to Peaches & Cream?"
2. Storage - I used to keep them under the bed, but with the curiosity of the above nearly 7yo, I wouldn't trust her not to poke around, still even if she did we wouldn't have THAT conversation... we'd be having the 'wtf are you doing going through my stuff?' 'conversation'.

right then, those issues sorted, just need to select a budget, and prioritise pleasures.

Another business idea!

I do have some skills, but most of them are such that if I ever tried to make a living out of them, i couldn't tell my mum.

The latest one i would call "just-a-tease". or similar (I think i came up with a better name earlier).

i can hear you asking "how did this come about?" well, good reader...

Last night I was once again entertaining a friend who has his own girl (yes the one that is away in the army) and while I was preparred to be totally good, and we enjoyed watching a few dvds together in a platonic manner before retiring for the evening... let's just say I didn't make the first move, and I've always had trouble keeping massages platonic.

Basically I can be the dirty slapper/mistress/wench of many a man's dreams (and possibly ladies) I can, and when encouraged, talk so dirty it tempts even the most devoted.

generally I am not a danger to society or marriage, as I think it a very weak man who cheats on the woman he supposedly loves, however I am beginning to see that a man can weaken and should not encourage or put himself in situations where i am encouraged to be a temptress.

It takes little to encourage this side of me and it is many faceted. i could possibly give lessons 'How to tempt a Man & drive him nuts: 121'. One day i may even focus this skill of mine and put it into something productive like a website, a book and even a game.

One day I may even be able to entertain a man competely with these skills... it'll be some lucky man!!

Just to reassure - even though my body has aches like it has been shagged like it deserves, we didn't.

Another great dessert discovered

It is true, I have little in the way of true expert skills that i would feel happy to make a living by, however, my skills with desserts are starting to expand.

I've always known the best ways to eat, sadly they are normally with the most fat laden foods out there - desserts.

this past weekend with the success of another 'party' I have found another dessert to add to my I can make you fat list. Chocolate mousse made with Baileys. I may call it Bailolate Mousse. The people who tried are mostly calling "aarrhhh tha's goooooood"

This was an important addition to the Midori & Malibu Jellies I made. All and all, it was a VERY drunk night - I was probably the worst affected, but it was my house and I'll get as drunk as i like! I still have copious amounts of alcohol left and many many mixers. I won't be drinking for a while either.

I think the boys liked the Guitar Hero as well. something for everyone.

Black hole or just my life?

nothing has happened.

Haven't heard from the guy that shags n runs, nor have I heard from the speed dating people - bah!

I now have a candy floss machine, however, have discovered alcohol candy floss is not a happening thing - damnit!! I have however found many delicious alcoholic jelly shot recipes that will be made for this weekends party. I really wish I actually liked jelly.
I have 100 little sample-pottle-things, in which I can make the jelly shots and not that many people attending, so those that do are almost guarenteed a great/drunkard time!