close but no cigar.

located a nice, charming, intelligent, amusing guy, with a good job; who finds me attractive, and funny.

of course he can say all those things - he's no longer single.

When you have that security, you can say things like - 'missed opportunity'

Perhaps I should make it high-school like - suggest he break up with her to be with me, of course then, i would be waiting from him to dump me for the next person.

By god i am going to do everything in my power to look hot at his party.